Ok I have decided to create this area because I believe this has to be one of the most exploited areas on the net period!! Fake Sex Ads!!!! Now your probably thinking, hmm what do you mean by fake sex ads? Well I have broken them down into a list of the type of crap that is in many ways wasting very,very, much space and peoples time on the Internet. They are as follows. 

#1 Personal Ads - Ok so you decide that your going going to maybe look around the net one day and since you have heard so much about the different people meeting services on the net you decide, "ahh what the hell , hey maybe I'll get laid or meet someone really nice". So you find a site that seems pretty good and right off the bat you start noticing a couple of things.

• The service is being offered to FEMALES for FREE!!!!!!!! Just the MEN have to pay to use the service!!!!! What the fuck is up with that?!?!?!?! Hey I understand that men probably out number women on the net 25 to 1 but let's get real here people!!! If I was to make a service selling shoes to men for free and only WOMEN had to pay I would probably be sitting in court the next day!!! And men buy shoes about 1/50th as much as women!!!!

• After finding a FREE personal ad service that's totally under powered as far as search features you finally find a listing of a nice woman who sounds promising. So you click on the "reply to this person" button only to find out that the service is ( after you have spent 20 minutes filling out countless questionnaires and telling the service everything from your birth weight to your preference of pencils ) actually not FREE at all !!! Oh the browsing is free, and the sign-up is FREE but what the hell? What's the point?!?!?! Then after your so pissed you want to write the nastiest note to the company that makes the lame service you start realizing that most of the entries of people your looking at haven't even used the system for 3 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh god forbid it would be to much for the service to automatically make accounts become debunk if an account hasn't been  USED FOR THREE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shit they don't have any problems cutting you off if you don't pay their re-up fee on time!!!!

• Remember the last mega personals site you visited? You thought it must be one of the best services on the net because it boasts a 6,000,000 user database...........90% OF THEM ARE THE SUCKERS WHO JUST GOT SUCKED IN LIKE YOU ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THEY ACTUALLY DID HAVE TO PAY FOR THERE SO CALLED FREE SERVICE AND HAVEN'T USED IT SINCE,  AND OF COURSE THEY DON'T CLEAN UP THERE OLD ADS!!!! No, the bigger that number becomes the more suckers they can draw into the system!!!!!

• Ok so now your really pissed, but your persistent. You keep looking around the net figuring there must be some service that won't jack you around as bad. Then you find one. Hey! The search capabilities are pretty good. You can search by geographical location and all that good stuff :) Wahooo!! You take another sip of your beer and keep telling yourself, "I'm da man! I'm da man!!". Ok so you plug in all your required information they ask you, jump through all their hoops and start searching. You find a pretty good list of women looking for men, so you start scanning the titles of the ads........most are as follows. ( side note: thanks to one of our fellow men who sent me an e-mail highlighting these most common traits )

Most of the titles of the personals are as follows. I would have actually done a screen capture to PROVE my point but don't want the man stepping on me for having this much fun :)

Title: Sexy coed looking for a hot stiff one for weekends of fun and sweaty sex.

Name: SexKitten

Description: Hi there. I'm an 18 year old coed student who just doesn't seem to be having any fun in this new town I'm living in. I really need some hard throbbing love in all the right places. I'm looking for a man who can give me just what I want, all night long. Sweaty sex is what I love best!! Click on the link below to find out more about me :) I'll be waiting!

WWW.SEXYCOEDS_PLAYING_IN_PUDDING.COM/SEXKITTEN

Sooo you click on the link thinking shit! Pay dirt!This is to good to be true!! Then it takes you to a site called busty coed girls who love to do it in pudding!!! What the fuck!! This isn't some girl looking for a good time, it's just another money grubbing bitch looking to get into my wallet!! Hey and it's only $29.95 a month for a Silver membership! For $49.95 a month you can see live videos of me having sex with all my co-ed girlfriends! OH BROTHER!!!! YEA MORE LIKE A  PRERECORDED  PORNO MOVIES THAT YOU COULD HAVE GONE DOWN TO THE LOCAL ADULT STORE AND RENTED FOR A BUCK!

Ok now in all fairness. I can't actually sit here and say that women are solely the ones putting up these fake ads. I'm sure that many of the sites are created by men trying to make a quick buck also. But for ever one of these fake ad's you come across there is just as many amateur females who went down to the local computer shop and bought their "instant Internet business" software, got a digital camera, snapped a bunch of lame pictures of there flabby ass and want YOU THE SUCKER MEN to pay $29.95 for the privilege of  looking at them!!! Puke!! The beer is starting to upset your now sour stomach. Your so pissed after finding out that 90% of these personals are just fake ads trying to suck you in to make a buck!!!!!

Ok, well in my next article I'm going to talk about Women in Chat Rooms and Video Teleconferencing!! These places are absolute verbal slamming grounds for women and it makes me sick!